Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato
But, wait….potatoes are awesome! They are so versatile.
Feeling in the mood for something super cheesy? You have potatoes au gratin.
Wanting something warm and emotionally filling? Creamy potato soup.
Need something classic and comforting? Grandma’s mashed potatoes and gravy.
Something substantial? A super sized loaded baked potato.
There’s potato flour bread, hash browns, potatoes that beef up stews, potatoes made into delicate and delicious gnocchi, potatoes twice cooked and thrice cooked, in southern style casseroles and an avant grade dishes.
My dear, if you are a literary potato, then well done. Because you are versatile as hell and I salute you.
here we go: ‘kickass bounty hunter’ america and ‘rebel princess’ kate! (there’re also four more parts to mismarvell’s incredible, life-changing AU that you can read here. the world is a magical place kids don’t let anyone tell you different.)
I AM GONNA WRITE THIS FANFIC <3
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!
Once it is written I shall post it here on my blog for sure!
AND THERE SHALL BE SPACE PRINCESS FEMSLASH FOR YOU TO BASK IN :DHoly….
I think I have found a new ship!!!!
THIS IS A GOOD SHIP RIGHT HERE :D